Things to Ponder

Many, many, many things to ponder:

• Why do humans say "Heads Up" when your supposed to duck?
• When a piece of cheese has it's picture taken, what does it say?
• Who is the first person in a traffic jam?
• If #2 pencils are bought more than #1 pencils, why are they still #2?
• Why is Charlie short for Charles if they have the same amount of letters?
• If a cow laughed REALLY hard, would milk come out of it's nose?
• Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
• Isn't it the same thing if you sit up or sit down?
• What do sheep count when they can't fall asleep?
• Why do humans call it a hot water heater when the water is already hot?
• If you throw a cat out of a car window, would it be called "Kitty Litter?"

Tell me if you know the answers!!!!

The Girl in the Chestnut Uggs